Most of you don't even know how to change your oil.....

The last pillow you will never own....

Your all-new Spiritus Defense PE kit…

Hey kids! It's Terry the Technical!

The ubiquitous Red Rectangle. Now Spiritus Defense has one too.

We’ve graduated from stickers to keychains (please clap). Each one has been thoroughly tested to ensure you are getting reliable keychain performance.

The year is 1991. (redacted) II comes out and children around the world are overjoyed at the opportunity to beat each other up with button-mashing combos on their Sega Genesis.

We’re not exactly sure why Spiritus Defense is for the children, but we saw it on another bumper sticker somewhere else and decided to run with it.